EASIS - English as she is spoke

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Pérolas sortidas :
At what o'clock dine him?
These apricots and these peaches make me and to come water in the mouth.
That are the dishes whose you must be and to abstain.
I am catched cold.
He is valuable his weight's gold.
Few, few the bird make her nest.
So much go the jar to spring that at last it break there.